Today I made a shake. It was delicious. Not only did it bring all the boys to the yard, but it made everyone shake their booties. Juuuust kidding. Only one boy was brought, and it wasn't even because of my milkshake. Anyway, my roommate (aka my favorite person ever) liked it so I will post a recipe for you.
Step 1. Put in some beauty. (I make lots of sense at this late hour of 10:52 at night)
Step 2: Put in peanut butter, milk, ice cream, and chocolate syrup. Blend.
Step 3: Realize you've put in too much milk. Try to compensate with a TON of ice cream. and a couple ice cubes.
Step 4: Give up and realize your food is delicious anyway.
Step 5: Share with four friends.
Step 6: Be beautiful. And flatten dove chocolate wrappers.
THE AEEEND
**If you follow these basic steps, you will make a delicious shake. In the words of a candy wrapper I just ate, "A good love is delicious, because you can never get enough." Bonus points if you can explain this to me.
FOOTNOTE: I would like to clarify: I didn't EAT the candy wrapper, I ate the candy inside it. My beautiful roommate Rosie who is a diligent scribe, about 10-20x more beautiful than me, and very very humble decided to add her own twist.
Peace out homies, this has been Meg4life. Stay real and I'll see ya in the afterlife
XOXOXOXOXOXOOXOOXOOXOXOOXOX
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